I'm a Floor Wax AND
a Dessert Topping
During a commercial parody on Saturday Night Live in the 70s, a couple argues about the practical applications of a new product. Gilda Radner, portraying the wife, says, “New Shimmer is a floor wax!” The husband Dan Aykroyd shoots back, “It’s a dessert topping!” As the argument heats up, announcer Chevy Chase comes to the rescue and informs them, “Relax, you two. New Shimmer is a floor wax AND a dessert topping!” I can relate to New Shimmer because sometimes I’m a writer. Sometimes I’m a designer. I top desserts. I wax floors. I get the job done.
Some of My Favorites
Six Flags Facebook and Instagram Videos
Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom
Six Flags Snapchat and IG Stories
Short and sweet—shweet!
Texas Health Resources News
Mental Health Article
Pier 1 Snapchat Videos and IG Stories
The Floor is Lava!
Pier 1 Facebook and Instagram Videos
Very moving
Pier 1 Facebook and Instagram Posts
Tarrant County College Article
Northwest Campus Dance Team
GameStop Blog Entry
I interviewed "The Mouth of the South"
AdWeek Blog Article About  Me
They said I "don't suck"!
Pier 1 Pop-up Storybook
A Christmas classic
Contact Me
Gary Offutt 
1406 Bluebonnet Trail 
Arlington, TX 76013 
Mobile: 817-705-1000 

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